(the) Road to the Deep East

There is a Japanese old saying, '芸は身を助く' (Gei ha mi wo tasukeru). Don't take it wrong, it doesn't mean a gay may help you out if you are handsome. It means, specialty you have helps you out somehow someday. In this case, the specialty was boobs. An actress was won at a trial, for her boobs.

Kozakura Serena was not a gravure idol, but an actress who became famous a bit for her boobs, couple of years ago. When she appeared at a show from Shop Channel, her extreme boobs - they are assumed 'I cup' - caught the attention from geeky audience, and some magazine reported about her boobs and the Internet phenomena around her. I don't know it is thanks to these boobs, but it looks she also appeared in 'Wild Speed 3 Tokyo Drift' as an extra.



Last November, she was arrested over Property Damage that she broke the door of her friend's apartment. And in the first trial held last December , she was found guilty, and sentenced one and half years penalty.


However, in the second judgment held at Tokyo Distinct Court today, she came from behind and won. The point at this case was how. Serena had been suspected that she broke the door by kicking it, and sneaked into her friend's room through the hole she made. But through some experiments, the prosecutor found the hole was too small for her - or her boobs. Her specialty helped her out, somehow.

It's a wonderful news. A woman of talented boobs doesn't have to go to a jail and spent helpless life for years.

However, it looks this trial was not the perfect game to her. The able prosecutor found another truth. Until this trial, she claimed that she was 28 years old born in 1979. However, after this impartial judgment, it turned out she is actually 38 years old, born in 1969. I think this kind of strange phenomena that an actors or actress grows older in a moment happens to all show business in all countries in this world, but ... 10 years...

Now we can understand why she had to be desperate to turn over the trial. If she were still guilty, when she comes back from the jail, she would have become 40.