Yesterday, I received a mysterious mail from a woman.
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Title:
Shower head sisterI escaped from madhouse yesterday somehow.
As I was binded with a physical restraint when I was left alone, so I couldn't do even finger onanie.
I couldn't erase my libido. I want it so badly.
My current boyfriend is a shower head.
I inserted it in my pussr, and stir my asshole with it.
(URL)
I'm sorry, mother...--
It may look like a very common template of spam. But the interesting point was... the sender of this mail.
Fujimoto Miki...
And her new boyfriend. It looks I used to know this Shower Head Sister well, or should I say, I was a fan who bought her album when she was a solo singer.
Only the thing I know about recent Miss Fujimoto is, she appears in a very suggestive play in which she becomes almost naked, and release some hentai songs which are just released as cassette tapes, never as CDs or for downloads.
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200804/gt2008041911.htmlSo, I think it can be a genuine mail from Miss Fujimoto. It makes sense that she needs a help from a mental hospital for a stress that she has to do such a job. And then, Miss Fujimoto scatter this spam mail on the Web to ask someone to save her from this situation by herself.
...Seriously, it must be just because the sender of this spam ad thought Miss Fujimoto's name can attract readers' attention before the readers throw it to the garbage ( as actually I did it). But it's interesting that those traders think Fujimoto's name is STILL effective.
I'll be waiting for a mail from Miss Matsuura then. 'My ex-boyfriend was...'
In somewhere in the world, it looks a man turned
30 today.
When he was younger than today, he was amused by Kago-chan and Tsujichan ridicules Nakazawa-san from Morning Musume, saying
'Misoji!! Misoji!! Mousugu Misoji!!' (
misoji = 30 years old in old Japanese), and never imagined he will become as old as Nakazawa-san in his life. However, unfortunately, he is now misoji. So, is Nakazawa-san over 40 years old now? I don't know, but he will just accept the reality that he would never be called 'young' anymore.
The fact some artists he admires are also over Misoji consoles him a bit though.
Diggy-Mo-san from SOUL'd OUT is one of those O-30 artists. All members of Rip Slyme are also over 30.
Bennie K's cico is just as old as him. KREVA-san is 32 years old. And... over? But all of them are still kakkoii as hip-hop artists. I guess some symptoms of aging are agonizing them in reality -
( I guess that's why Diggy-san won't take his cap off and Su-san from Rip Slyme shaves his head ) , but at least, we can pretend to be young and act like that.
Anyway, he is not a type who loves to think of the past, but when we look back his life of 30 years, there had been one thing always important to him. Needless to say, it is
hentai - no,
music. Music always intrigued him, and consoled him, sometimes encouraged him. So, today, for his unhappy misoji birthday, I'd like list up
Top 10 music (album) of his life, and look back stupid his life as a music lover.
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-Bleach (album,. Nirvana, 1989)
-Downward Spiral (album, Nine Inch Nails, 1994)
-OK computer (album, Radiohead, 1997)
Since he was adopted to a Japanese family in Kobe from Lithuania, he'd been a very conservative student until high school, and it was for linguistic study that he began to listen popular music. He didn't like the Japanese pop music at that time – what is called 'Being-key', such as ZARD or B'z or some works from Komuro Tetsuya. Instead, he was attracted by some Western music – where the darkness which Japanese musicians can never depict in music exist. Since he met Nirvana, he devote himself into listening tons of Western music at that time. And his musical sense was built and trained in this era.
-Body And Soul ( SPEED, 1996 )
This song was his first encounter to idol pop world. As I mentioned above, he was not interested in Japanese pops, but this first single from SPEED was a shock to him. He wasn't into SPEED so much while it was active, but this discovery – when up-to-date popular music meet talented young girls, something explosive can be born – influenced his life later. And I'd say it was the first Japanese popular music he was interested in.
-Never Forget (Morning Musume, 1998
-Renai Revolution 21 (Morning Musume, 2001)
It was around 2000 that he was interested in Morning Musume, as many of Mo-wota of his age did. First, he was intrigued just for very characteristic way of promotion of this group, represented by WWF (at that time)-Esque skit of members and the culture on the Internet around Morning Musume. Later, he also found their music was very interesting. He is not interested in Morning Musume or Hello Project's music, but he won't deny Tsunku in this era (from 1998-2001) was a genius.
-Beat Goes On(album, Bon-Bon Blanco, 2003)
-Winter Greetings ( mini-album, Bon-Bon Blanco, 2004)
After he found the music from Morning Musume is not interesting anymore – (Especially, after 'As for One Day) , he was intrigued by another idol group, debuted after SPEED boom. It was Bon-Bon Blanco. When he listened this song, he was received a shock that he also felt when he listend 'Body and Soul' first. Especially, he was overwhelmed by the vocalist of group – 15 year-old at that time(!!). And he had been enthralled by this group, over 4 years.
-Perfume Complete Best (album, Perfume, 2006)
While he had been interested in non-hello-project idol groups, he found Perfume, and was shocked by their very unique music.
-Wake up people (SOUL'd OUT, 2002)
-Funkastic (Rip Slyme, 2003)
These two groups are what he just discovered in real time, but re-discovered as a Japanese hip-hop fan later. These two songs and the fact even Japanese can rap in their own style shocked him. Especially, SOUL'd OUT is now becoming a most influential group to him for their very unique music.
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(other candidates, which were very close but not selected.)
-Mic-a-holic (album, AI, 2005)
-Turn(album, 2BACKKA, 2004
-the Bennie K show – on the floor hen - (mini-album, Bennie K, 2005)
-Freaky Planet (m.o.v.e., 2005)
-Love is... (mihimaru GT, 2003)
-Zettai (Paradise something, 2004)
It is the list based on his taste in 2008, so there might be some albums or songs he used to be very into, but now he completely forget. As far as I remember, he used to be listening some heavy metal. And some may ask, 'Where is HINOI team or SweetS?' but he'll say he couldn't select one song which is as important to him as the songs above from theirs.
Anyway, what I could learn from this list is: He was also gaijin at heart, musically. JPOP is a unknown world to him before he meets some idol pops just like other foreigners, and found its attraction as a foreign music fan. It might be very natural that he started English blog to introduce Japanese music later.
Where will he go NEXT?
I don't know, but in somewhere, somehow, he'll be enjoying the music. His sense of music may age, and in 2018, he may be admiring Enka (if he could survive until then.) I wish his desire to search for a good music won't disappear, and he'll be a greedy ojisan who is always seaching for a good music , not the hentai ojisan who is always serching for girls who are as young as his daughter ( if he could have.)
*(And just in case, even if you are very kind person, please don't say 'Happy Birth day!!' to him. He is not happy at all.)
Long time no post! :D
Was Miki ever really that popular? I know Aya was pretty huge in her day, but would anyone really know her if she didn't get shoved into that group I keep trying to forget? lol
Now if Yuko sent me that text message...I'd have to skip work, shopping, and going to concerts so that I can "focus on myself."
...yeah, focus on myself.
There's only one thing I can possibly say about this.
美貴様!美貴様!お仕置きキボンヌ!
^First, I thought you are taling about Miss Nakazawa, so I have to stop for minutes and think: 'Does he like Nakazawa so much??'
But later, I could understand it was Yuko from Caless or Janel lol. (Sorry if you are loving Miss Nakazawa, though)
As far as I can remember, the Shower Head Girl appeared in Kohaku in 2003? or so.
It's sure common 95% of Japanese don't know about current Chinese Morning Musume members (RinRin or LanLan or something), but Fujimoto's name is known well. over 50%, I guess.
^The comment above is to Ron Smith, of course lol.
:Mr Waffle
I'm not sure the fans shouting those words at Saitama Super Arena are still supporting Miss Fujimoto, but I'm sure to appear in such a play is good Osioki to her fans.
Ironically...I WAS talking about Yuko Nakazawa. xD Janel Yuko is great too, but Nakazawa is like fine wine. She has gotten better with age!
On an unrelated topic though, I saw a clip of Real Force live...you might actually like them, musically that is. SImilar to Foxxi MisQ, some Korean R&B girl groups, and all that other stuff. The other lead singer of the group is sexy as hell, but her voice is deeper than a lot of other guys (myself included).
Really?? It seems I was guessing too much. I still prefer the younger one, though.
Hearing that Real Force has the taste of Foxxi misQ, now i came to be interested in them, but I still don't wanna profit the agency they blong to lol. I'll search and watch it later.
Only downside is that Misaki has neither improved or regressed since the last time I've heard her sing. She needs to develop a new singing style or something, because there is something I find about the girl that can be great...that SHOULD be great...but is still just mediocre and good enough to get by. It's sad, cause I still kind of root for her in some ways. It's like she's missing one key thing that can make her a superstar, but I just can't put my finger on what that thing is.
It must be because she took a long break, and couldn't get experimental points. And the worst point is she is trained at EXPG, not at Caless lol.